I FUCKING RETIRE!!!!!!!!

We still ❤️ u, Nicki!!!

Retired by the dying embers of the Astros golden era 💀💀💀

That’s Baseball. Make you fall in love one day and break your heart the next.

I think I got a brilliant idea nick. Yall should yell fuck altuve when he comes up to bat. It might work.

It’s Altuve! Y’all can’t MF him every time he’s in town and not expect him to go off. The beast!

This makes my heart happy. Thanks, Nick.

@Ray968850190175 Till next time!

I just love you! My Astros keep me pulling my hair out! We have a nice but milk toast Mgr, a water boy for pitching coach, and an old Baggy picking old BATTING 5TH veteran who didn’t hit the side of a barn. Yeah, I’m just a southern lady who will love my Stros boys till I die.

They are fucking FRAUDS and I won’t stop saying it!!

We love you nick. Go Stros!!

Welcome to H-Town, Nick

1st WC all year and almost 20 games over .500. Kindly shut the fuck up, Nick.

Aaron Boone has destroyed that team

Your rants are the best!!! #goAstros

Cockroaches yes sir Mr. Nick. Tuesday was an amazing game & y'all threw it back yesterday. But ASTROS cockroaches refuse to die! You're worth the follow. ⚾️💪 @astros @brianmctaggart @blummer27 @SportsTalk790

And now they're gonna blow us out with this scrub on the mound. Awful.

Sorry bro.... It be like that sometimes..

They play with no urgency. I’ve tuned out from them since 2024. I watch occasionally and I’m not impressed.

😂🤙🏻🤠🇺🇸💯‼️

@paultudor Nooooooooo! Dont ever retire!

I was waiting on this video lol

Not one single player is to blame for this season more than Austin Wells and the fucktawds that have made Yankee fans suffer watching him all season

This lineup sucks. Yanks full Of boring backups. They can’t hit for shit and there’s zero excitement or fun!!

Boston is here and will do the same as the Astros tonight Saturday and Sunday. The wheels are off the hunger to compete is like a fart in the wind at this point once again. Boston will win the AL east wildcard 😡

You can't retire!! These posts are glorious.