I grade food on a binary scale. Skyline chili: good

Held my breath the entire time thinking you were going to choke

Feits not beating the “actually just a tall lizard” allegations

You eat your food the way I aspire to take my vitamins

I've never seen a human being not chew before.

WHERE IS THE FOOD GOING

Bro how are you not chewing 😆

No bites. Everybody knows the rules.

How is bro just not chewing 😭😭😭

I can’t even think of something clever to say about this, not chewing a single bite is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen and it’s broken my brain trying to comprehend it

What the hell dude