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Frankie Hollywood ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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My son showed that video to my wife & asked what that was. My wife said, "it's nothing". He brought the video to me and asked what it was & I said "his penis". He said why did mom say it's nothing ? I told him, "you're mom is just spoiled"

Weather Goddessโšก๏ธโ›ˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Weather Goddessโšก๏ธโ›ˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘2 ๅนดๅ‰

Enough internet for me, yall are too comfortable with Animal porn for me

@DSShakespeare, AND @dsshake.bsky.social๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒŠโš›๏ธ๐Ÿ’™ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
@DSShakespeare, AND @dsshake.bsky.social๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒŠโš›๏ธ๐Ÿ’™2 ๅนดๅ‰

The blue whale might have the world's biggest penis, but size is relative.

Schrodinger's Goat ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Why does an elephant have four feet? Because 4 inches isn't enough.

Undeesclosed1 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Shouldn't he have a beer in one hand and cigarette in the other for this pose?

Steve ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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his trunk took the elevator.

Cleetis ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Cleetis2 ๅนดๅ‰

I came here expecting to see a bunch of OF models thirsting over this

PrivacyDud ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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That boy has me beat by a little...ok alot

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