I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

“Why did the insult machine suddenly give out compliments?” - every day on this goddamn app

How could the boy suddenly speak Chinese?

Nice, but the half-speed (drunk sounding) Jonathon Frakes is the best!

Derek Chauvin's smooth-talking lawyer:

"how did the mens room attendant know so much about art" god forbid a working man have an intellectual interest

I like the edit that slows it down so it sounds like a drunk guy asking unhinged questions

Can we circle back to the unusually shaped chair? I feel like we moved on too quickly from the unusually shaped chair

obligatory "put the video on 0.5x speed so you can experience a night with drunk riker" reply

We made it up

Me asking question in class about a book I haven't read because we're graded on class participation.

@TheRedRanga

It's because it never happened

This is my 4 year old kid explaining anything to me

Frakes is incapable of phoning it in

haha "how do you explain the smudge on the phrenologist's head?"

trying to make a decision while first taking into account all data on earth first

You gotta admit, the shape of that chair was pretty fuckin unusual.

Goddamn I wish the spirit of Abraham Lincoln would seize hold of some senators and force them to tell the truth

"How did the men's room attendant know so much about art?" What, you think you're better than me?

I hope Frakes lives forever

But who was Elmo P. Middleton?

@ol_scarbrain This is what dating me is like

Showing this to my SO this morning

This is who Paul Kinsey ended up becoming.

stoppp I literally forced my roommates to watch this on half speed two nights ago LMFAOOOO

we made it up

@DoeEyedAutumn Lmao I made a video where I drunkenly try to guess which stories were Fact or Fiction

The guy who made this still makes videos on YouTube, give him a follow:

I actually worked as a production assistant on a segment for this show, "The Paranormal Borderline." It was a syndicated show in the mid-90s debunking ghost stories and conspiracy theories. Frakes taped the ins & outs in a studio in California or somewhere. It was fun!

I really love "why did the insult machine start giving compliments". Like okay dude I am literally just now trying to wrap my head around an insult machine please do not immediately move on to a malfunction that makes it nice all of a sudden I am not ready

👆My wife when we're just trying to watch a movie on the couch

You got me. I can't explain any of those things.

My 7-year-old at bedtime

Kinda looks live David Zanatos

Thank you for blessing my timeline with this.