“i hate when americans talk about football, they know nothing”

Ironically, this is a great reason why we tend to know more than the Americans - we play it, we watch it, we breathe it completely, regardless of ability

I don’t think this clip makes the point you think it does

i’m just taking a piss

@g_ldn_f The piss*

@g_ldn_f are you sure?

@g_ldn_f Yes. The expression is "taking the piss". Taking "a piss" is the action. 😂

@g_ldn_f so if i make a joke while im at the urinal…. wait a second

@TerryBarclay18 @g_ldn_f taking a the piss

@hitchariide @TerryBarclay18 Chill out Luigi

This is genuinely my favourite level of football.

And yet still no shots of a Keeper 30 yards of his line and a defender jumping out the way

that is true

Just goes to show how technical the game is and why it takes years to get even half-decent.

This just proves the point. Americans will NEVER experience playing on a swamp with broken beer bottles and cans littered over it from some teenagers’ field party the previous night, with goals leaning back at 79 degrees and the lines painted as if done by a drink driver, because their country Astroturfs (literally and figuratively) tf out of all their sporting spaces because they just throw $$$ at them. And you can’t *fully* understand football if you’ve never played on a replica of the Somme from 1916. It’s the football equivalent of Rocky training in the mountains of Russia in Rocky IV. Raw, unfiltered, and pure.

This is horrendous 😂 why is anyone defending it, this is obviously bottom division Sunday league but still takes nothing away from how shite every single player in that footage is!

Who told you to post peak, Davis? Sunday leagues finest

Most of them will still be suffering from 12 pints and a bag of sniff the night before, and it's in an inch of mud, they are doing a bang up job of running off the after effects of a great night out.

zero fucking drip on the entire pitch is more shocking imo

I dare you to try and play football on shitty Sunday league pitches like that. Trust me you wouldn’t last 5 minutes before your ankles start caving or some fat bellend 2 foots you

Oh, how I miss these pitches 😂. Couldn't beat waking up hanging out your arse with 2 hours' sleep after a proper night out and kitchen party! Never knowing if you were going to get a broken ankle and have to miss 6 weeks of work and lose your house. Football pitch full of fox holes, motorbike tracks and glass! 😂 I actually had two mates make it on these pitches: Mark Albrighton and Chamberlain, Villa and Liverpool players. Haha, good old times!

this is peak sunday league

this is the only person on the field playing at a professional level. Someone sign him

All these lads probably got in about 4 hours before this match kicked off😂

Crazy how this sunday league match looks like an MLS game

This is honesty better than the performance the USMNT displayed against Belgium 😭😭😭

They are all positioned well albeit out of shape feckers in the most. That’s probably the B team of a pub which has 22 regulars. They would still beat your women’s team.

Its sunday league. Played by drunk / hungover / restless average people. You average is a fat fuck who would have to be airlifted after 5 mins of jogging here. That's the difference.

@TheRocket1389

If you put any non professional American in that game, you’d be able to point them out instantly…stiff

The English romanticize this as amazing too btw

This goes against your point. Everybody, everywhere has access to play football no matter their ability. Something the USA can’t say.

Nothing beats Sunday league,majority of them most likely dying with hangovers

Welcome to grassroots Sunday league mate - this is what dreams are made of. Straight to the pub afterwards for some pints (6+) and some pork scratchings to sort out the hangover from the night before

Yes, this is proof that football is English culture, ingrained in us. From the professional game all the way down to hungover, overweight lads playing for fun on a Sunday. It’s not just a franchise we watch on the TV. Shit for brains Yanks will never understand that.

This game is so fucking weak man. I'm so glad we made other stuff

i’ve coached youth teams with more skill

This is peak Sunday league football full of people fresh from a Saturday night session. You’ve got no culture over there

Honestly Hitch, this is the worst take you could possibly do. And don't claim the joke/banter line. Awful stance. Just stop

Would unironically beat the USWNT.

have you ever seen a rec league basketball game. come on bruh amateurs are shit. would you then say it would be wrong to say english people dont know about basketball fr?????

This is grim. I guarantee all them lads were out until 5-6am Sunday pissed out their heads with kick off at 8-9am

Yeah that’s Sunday league what’s the issue Shame you lot don’t do the same

we can go band for band