I have a confession. I didn’t sleep last night.

bing bong eat a dick 😂

maybe this will cheer you up

I didn’t think I can experience more joy than I did last night then I get this video from Dave and then unleashed a new type of joy 🤩 Thanks Pres

TEAM OF DESTINY BITCH. BEND THE KNEE.

Dave Portnoy going down celebrity row:

Dave right now

💯 % I’m from NY and I couldn’t agree more. The city has become a disgrace. Clout chasing chumps.

Taylor Swift almost made me blow a gasket dancing on the court the last 5 mins. Gtfoh

Watching you exist in this world makes my skin crawl on a level I can’t describe. You deserve everything you’re going through right now. You constantly put this pathetic negative hater energy out into the world and it’s finally coming back to you. Ricochet that bitch!

Ok first of all I agree with the celebrity’s . But to say they didn’t deserve it is outrageous. And you’re telling me Boston fans aren’t obnoxious? 😂 cmon man.. Agree with the bullshit happening outside the stadium but the rest is stupidity.

Hahahah FUCK YOU DAVE let's go Knicks baby!

Aged like frozen cum.

The worst thing for Dave is Knicks fans not even thinking about the Celtics non relevant team, Jaylon brown doing side quests in China not even going to be a factor for years to come

Don’t worry.. we ALL hate you back!! 🤣🤣

Those aren’t Knicks fans, they are feral youth looking for an excuse to riot.

De’Aaron*

Lmao @justjeren it you.

I’ve been a diehard fan. I’ve been going to game since I was a baby and I’ve never seen 75% of people who were sitting there celebrating. It’s just annoying because I know so many diehard fans couldn’t even think of going to the game because of how high the prices are.

The hated of a fanbase for a team that hasn’t won a chip in 53 years honestly needs to be studied.. I know it all boils down to not being able to go “lol Knicks” anymore after this chip but still.. it’s such a weird thing to see.. you need therapy

Hey Dave Stop Being A...

Man, this is spot on. I don't think I've ever agreed with you all the way before this. I'm a Mavs fan and like you said I was more mad that the Knicks fans got to enjoy it than I was happy in 2011

Didn’t your team win like 2 yrs ago? Hasn’t your city won 14 titles in the last 25 yrs? Get over yourself

Fuck you, Portnoy! Go vomit some Boston made shit Pizza!

I live in Massachusetts and New York is out of Boston’s league as a city and culture and economy. Beantown is just a big college town with awful dudes like you. No one visits Boston over New York. Let you skin crawl. They do not know nor care.

.@stoolpresidente laments over New York City because Boston spends its whole existence looking up at us. 48 rings to 39. You’re not a rival, Dave. We’re the tall, dark, and handsome eldest son. You’re the angry little red headed stepbrother consumed with jealousy. We get it.

when boston would win, we didn't have the hollywood circus bandwagon wearing clown clothes

I had Nationals Moneyline and Spurs moneyline in the same day… time to hang it up

It’s gonna suck for you to have to go thru the entire year with the NY Knicks as Champions. Plus it is really stupid to hate the team because the city has went to shit mostly because of people like you that vote. BTW Boston fans are known to be the most racist fans in the US. I guess that makes you a racist!

You didn’t sleep b/c of the alcohol Dave. You’re killing yourself slowly

Davey is mad that celebrities don’t want to sit courtside at Celtics games 😭😭😭😭

Love it. El Presidente picks up on the FULL FORCE of main stream media propaganda, social programming, and a Communist Mayor COMPLETELY hijacking a sporting event to make cultural use out of it. I don’t always agree with Dave but love the vibe he’s got.

Lifelong NY fan but agree with everything you said, except for the NY hate of course.The celebrities who don’t pay for their seats make me sick. And they will all lecture us with their progressive politics. And the free Palestine terrorist lovers turn everything into a hate fest.

You can’t even say the players names right lmao stick to making shitty shirts