“I have a tryout in September… My problem right now is that I’m 37, which means that in the summer of 2028 I’ll be 39” -Francis

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports I’ve never seen more of an example of only child Harvard trust fund kid syndrome than this right here

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports Its handball for sure

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports Water polo.

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports “USA Team Handball (Men's National Team) has publicly scheduled open identification/ tryout camps for September 5-6, 2026, in Fort Pierce, Florida. These are explicitly open to athletic adults 18+ (U.S. passport holders), with no prior handball experience required.”

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports Water polo

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports Never seen more of a “look at me” guy.

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports 1. Water Polo 2. Rowing 3. Sailing

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports Has to be sailing

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports It’s Handball

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports How td has no one guessed curling? It blatantly obvious 🥌

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports Lacrosse?

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports 100% handball

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports Cricket?

@SonOfABoyDad @barstoolsports ‘28 will be the first year for LAX 👀