I have an announcement

This is why you’re the best to ever do it

Stage 5: Acceptance

This is everyone who bought a mediocre house, but is stuck with it. Might as well be happy about it.

I want to laugh at this. As a sixers fan (or even a neutral nba fan) this is laughable. I also am conditioned to expect the absolute worse scenario when it comes to the sixers. So PG plays 65 games, borderline all-star on a 56 win 2 seeded Celtics team. Sixers are in play in.

The best thing about PG is that you can trade him for a top player which seems to be the pattern.

Bill’s Dad recently “I didn’t know you were on the Celtics payroll”. Never forget Paul George’s contract (which has a 3rd year player option) was rated 2nd worst in NBA last year by the Ringer. No doubt that’s changing this year just because he’s on the Celtics.

Bargaining stage

Take a seat gentlemen. We are witnessing cope at its purest form.

I almost drove off the road while listening to this Pod Bill Simmons style, 70mph no seatbelt.

George could miss 82 games and I still expect the Celtics to improve from last season

Also, obligated to post this:

You’re such a clown. The title window for the Celtics is officially closed. Deal with it.

Who the fuck cares if PG misses games?! His value is as an expiring contract who doesnt have a massive extension coming up that he'll bitch and whine about on a Twitch stream when he doesn't (rightfully) get it

Haha this is exactly what us Knick fans did for years.

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Weren't you pushing the guy they traded for first team all NBA? Keep in mind it's very likely going to be a swap in 2028 (unless the Clippers are good) so it's really only 1 outright first round pick in return.

Still don’t believe you

New rule: trades are measured by how many days it takes you to talk yourself into it. If it’s under a week, probably a decent trade. If it’s within the range of a month, a stinker that you can eventually get over. If it’s approaching 2-3 months, your team did bad. And then there’s the Luka trade.

It will always be the Jaylen Brown trade. I like Paul George but he likes to have the ball in his hands just like Tatum. Time will tell how it actually works out

Pathetic lol. Well, maybe "playoff P" can share in his wealth of PED knowledge to your Celtics team. Just like your Manny Sox did years ago :) Knicks in 5!

Desperate times, desperate measures. I’m in!

Almost 60 btw

Welcome to the club bill! Come and take a seat with us!

This makes up for decades of Sixers hating, that not only are you saddled with this bum but you’ve talked yourself into liking the trade! Hahahaaaa.

Here’s the thing. It’s like the pelicans trade where they sent the unprotected pick. The trade is fine but they could have waited or gotten something better

Are we sure Hugo isn't Bill's child?

LMFAO, the way he clowns I n other organizations and than go Boston Bill Homer is F@cking predictable. He also mentioned not that many fan bases other than the 49ers hate Seattle? WTF is he talking about delusional Bill

This is Dominique with C’s.

@anudystory

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remember @BillSimmons everytime PG gets traded the team gets great assests from him… that’s the plan