I have nobody to talk to about this

His lawyer is going to use the Billy Joel defense. Wee Didn't Start the Fire.

Reading your comment made me bust out laughing. Thank you for that. :)

Unfortunately, these two both have mental problems and drug addiction issues. They both need to be locked up in a mental institution and forced into rehab like they used to do in the early 80s

That 8 year old has seen some shit.

I thought that was a hardened 4th grader. Not trying to be mean or funny. I just had a kid that looked like him in my 4th grade class in the 80's...Missouri.

Worst porno ever: That dude's parents creating him.

A high-ranking member of the Lollipop Guild, I reckon.

They always wanna blame the leprechaun…

why they push his neck up to that desk like that 😭

Guard is so messy for scooting that man’s chair like that 😭

Whose badass kids are these?

I have so many questions regarding Dakota. Couldn't care less about Felishitty.

This isnt even the weirdest thing about them

True. Not even the aliens would believe this story.

Hahahaha.

This isn't helping my fear of Leprechauns.

New crazy lesbian level unlocked cc @BridgetPhetasy

He was apparently caught on video…

Nobody does, you're not alone💥💥💥

Matchstick the size of a Maglite in those hands

Two new contenders for Howard Stern's Wack Pack if that still existed.

I wanna talk about it with you but I’m genuinely lost for words

I might get the ban hammer if I say anything about these freaks. 🤣

That little cutie? I don’t believe it. Not guilty.

What’s wrong with him? Like actually? Anyone know? Curious I’ve not seen this before

If they looked different every one would say something else wouldn't they ? Just saying.

Do those 2 know what's going on or did they just discover fire. I have questions? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

I swear ive seen a story on Dakota before....

Wow 😳

I have SO MANY jokes right now.

This is incredible

Dude managed to lay prostrate in a chair.

Dakota brooooo. I knew that girl was bad news