I have some notes for the suicide hotline

Watch Thief of Joy on YouTube

Hey I know that phone number song (from ‘Bad Teacher’)

Some bitch named Jenny keeps answering.

You make me laugh a lot.

you are a sick man hahaha

One time my friend, a psych student, had to do a profile on someone for a project. Chose me, but my results were so alarming that her department told her she had to call the SH on me. Nobody answered the first 2x then someone +/- told her "I don't want to deal w/this" and hung up