I hope everybody had a wonderful nurse’s week

Found this waiting for me after my lunch break. Leadership thought it was hilarious.

We received a photocopied page to colour . ONE PAGE of a colouring book photocopied so we can chill and colour/ ……I HAVE 30 YEARS ICU EXPERIENCE AND I RECEIVED A PICTURE TO COLOUR. I am mad.

Here is everyone’s reminder that if your profession has an “appreciation week” all that means is that you are under appreciated the other 51 weeks, on top of being over worked, under staffed and under paid.

the coffee stand at my hospital is open from 5 am to 2 am instead of 5 am to 5 pm in honor of natl nurses week. the nurses still gotta pay for the coffee during the extended hrs tho. who comes up w these

I was given shoestrings but threatened to hang myself so they were taken back

Forgot that the $5 was taxed on our paychecks…

I got a full size candy bar at my 10 year anniversary, with a special note just for me!

You forgot the free meal of whatever is leftover from day shift

How about they get a tour of the fancy offices and nice menus that admin enjoys? A chance to see what all their hard work pays for.

Someone show him the single teabag one NHS hospital gave out