I hope nothing but the worst for this mfer.

You couldn’t pay me enough.

Why is he so fat if he bikes 8 hours a day??

He rides for 6-8 hrs a day and still has titties. 😂

Who knew, that in 2025, that fa66ot was no longer a slur against gay people. But an actual occupation.

He bikes “6, 7, 8, 9 hours a day” and still has the body of a koala stuffed into a pillowcase

A cyclist AND a snitch. One of Earth's most depressing and insufferable specimens no doubt.

Ad my grandpa used to say, I hope that mutherfucker dies with a hard on 🤦‍♂️

All of a sudden meter maids aren’t the worst form of human.

I bet he and hid boyfriend high five after every bill gates speech

That fat fuck does not bike as much as he says he does.