i hope this helps

Patrice O'Neal. One of the greatest to ever do it 😁

In few words, they’re not actually very considerate

patrice be funny af but you’re doomed if you take what he says as real dating advice

This is so true. If wives and girlfriends can just understand this fact and just allow their man to be on his own without putting their nose in his solitude, the world would be a much better place. When we need you to drain our balls, we call you.

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😂 umesaidika??

Mjidishi btw 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

kuja kinangop we talk about it basi 😂

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i leave him alone all week then show up so wet he forgets he ever wanted space

idk man I actually like hanging out w my girl and I kinda think that makes me better than you miserable woman haters no offense

The way he described my fiance to a tee is insane lol

This might be the realest thing I've seen all day haha

A lot of men don’t actually like women.

I swear to God no one has ever been able to accurately explain the male mind when he’s in a long term relationship better than Patrice O’Neal LOL That shit was almost scary how well he described it

Who is this comedian? He’s awesome! 🤣

happy harassment day everyone

I've been with my wife for almost 30 years. I actively hide from her. 30 minutes after she leaves the house I start texting "How's it going? When you coming back?" LOL. Patrice never missed with this stuff.

wow never marrying anyone who isn't my best friend, fuck allat I NEED to like you

You think men WANT to date women??😂 You think we want to spend money and time on women who 99.9% of the time is not the one for us? The only people who benefit from dating is women, get free experiences, free drinks, and free food - KNOWING they don't even like the guy.

Let’s be real. Yall just don’t like yall partners. I get having a little alone time to yourself but damn you SHOULD wanna spend as much time with your partner as possible.

@MasadaJaso43111 The greatest RIP

😂😂😂 I miss Patrice so much! He was so special at comedy. RIP to a legend 🙏🏾

Yall bugging I love ts

rip Black Phillip

Spot the f#ck on.

OMFG. Best comedian EVER. One of my favorite sets.

cult of black philip

Omg this made me cry - I had so much fun with that man - the funniest might have been when we did Jimmy tingle's "race relations" show in Dorchester. All was well until Jimmy said we were going to go out for a Q &A me and Patrice were like "OH NOOO" We did it and got filleted. I miss him.

As a trans woman this is oddly the only part of my personal that I cannot shake off when having a partner. Every women I've ever dated does this and it's cute and endearing, but sometimes I'm just needing a bit of alone time.

The most miserable person you know is gonna take this too seriously

Incredible ... the hot vine kills me

Get a man cave. Establish boundaries.

Patreeky❤️

lol 😂

RIP Patrice 🙏🏿 A pioneer & visionary

Men are just faggots I stg 😭 tf is he talking about?