I hope your day is going better than this--

Maybe wait until AFTER work to get shitfaced.

This is your best work--

That is some piss poor reaction time

You might say that's the worst thing you can get on your face but I'd say it's #2--

Fuckin NAILED it

Still picking peanuts out of his teeth

I hope to god that’s just rusty water

I just want the best for people man

I had to go through 5 years of trade school to get my blessings as a tradesman and he just shows up in a leather jacket and tennis shoes... and baptizes HIMSELF?!?!

As a former plumber, I knew that was going to crack as soon as I saw what type of pipe that is. What should have been done is the pipe wrench would be up, left hand on the pipe for balance and leverage and right hand on wrench pulling towards himself. If it cracks (like it did) or the wrench slips you got time to react and/or move and maintain balance.

To discover how somebody goes from photo A to B would require a drug test 🙄

"I felt the corn kernel go in my ear"

Ummm, somewhat similar to the clearing of this impacted elephant… although I feel the dude in the basement, definitely got the worst of it out of these 2 scenarios.👀🫣

Mmmm the forbidden Frappuccino.

I saw that coming.

Wonder what that tasted like.

Nutty--roasted

No matter how bad things are. They can always be worse.

No worries, that's just chocolate water from the chocolate factory

Hepatitis A INCOMING

I helped my dad open a clean out when I was just a kid I was holding a Rubbermaid garbage can under and his last words before wrenching was "make sure your mouth is closed."

Oh damn, he’s getting a serious case of pink eye

If you pay close attention, you can see him using the international hand signal that says I just got shit all over my face and I’m none too pleased.

That happened to one of the plumbers I work with. They gave him $100 gift certificate from Academy.

New helper in the basement of a 42 story hotel didn't have his face shield down when the old timers tapped a live sewer main. Never quite lived it down...

D’oH!! 😳

Barely.

Nicely done, Andy!

Barely.

He now has pink face

“I gots the poo on me!”

Ooof

That’s how you get pink eye.

OOOF. I did plumber apprentice work for a bit, loved doing new work but service calls were shitty work.