I identify as a cat ...

June, you owe me a new keyboard… I just spat my coffee out on it! 😂👍🏻 Spot on as always, today I most identify as normal.

Miaow I identify as a millionaire . I hope the government buy me a mansion and put millions in my bank to make me feel like myself. Otherwise they are bigoted towards trans millionaires

I’m identifying as a lounge lizard today

I’ve tried identifying as a millionaire but my bank won’t accept it 😂😂

If you are a 🐱 does that mean you’re still allowed to drive and do you have to use a gender neutral litter tray?

I think it suits you - a great look

I just sent you some tuna 😹 btw, the average lifespan of a cat is 12-18 so since you identify as a cat and 13, you should be seeing the pearly gates soon. Cheers

The girl putting the perfectly valid argument forward against the half-witted teacher should just say "Fine, have it your way, I identify as a mouse and I fear for my safety, that cat needs to be put outside!" Teacher's got no comeback to that, have to be consistent 😂

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