I joined the British Army!

Hopefully you’ll inspire a whole Battalion a shitlibs

you wont be laughing when we are the military

I’m too old but I’ll be there to wave you off at the station old chap 🤗

🫡slava ukraini!

Furries have signed up.

i know the 2nd from the left. tough mudder class 2014

@mr_xray101 Youre going to die for nothing, I find it hilarious

@damienslash Join us, we have an unlimited supply of soy.

@damienslash Fight Russia so Muslims can rape my daughters?

@damienslash Brits when they get military training, use the force Luke.

I honestly can’t tell if this is satire anymore Either way, i agree, get the peace and love brigade to the front. I’m sure they will be able to tackle the Russian misogyny

@MattAtherton1 as I said in my video, progressives make the best soldiers because we believe in something

I still don’t know 😅😂

The kindof chair my boy has in the corner of his room

beanbag

"I have already got my girlfriend and her boyfriend to sign up" Outstanding 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

"I felt totally safe when filling out the application" Lets see how safe you feel when people are shooting at you and bombs are going off 😂

we have stealth technology buddy

@RedDeadDovah My guy you have no idea how bad it gets out there...

@RedDeadDovah how bad can it really be? ill be fully trained and equipped

You felt totally safe on the website yeah, hopefully you feel safe on the battlefield too 😂😂😂

Is this a Russian Ad?

british

Wonderful news. If you think Russia is the problem please go over, you won’t last a minute…. However if you actually love Britain you will stay at home and defend the people from the invaders coming in on a daily basis

Perfect!

Lol had to check your profile after seeing the soyjack

All the dumb fucks in the comments that don’t understand satire need to be put on the front line. Minus a weapon, just in case they shoot theyselves/themselves

You guys are so fucked. British men should be fighting to take their country back.

from Putin

@smokehousecasey Do you think Putin is the enemy you're a ******* moron

@smokehousecasey the goverment told us he is becoming a real threat

very good, got me for a moment there 😂 the left handed mouse at the end was a nice touch 😂

respect for watching the whole thing

The amount of people, mainly yanks, who think this is real. Hilarious.

Just signed up today. Finally, all those years playing CoD will be of good use. Get ready russians!

what is cod?

@bitesyourfinger Call of Duty. It's game. You want to start from Modern Warfare and up. Not realistic but chaos enough to see if you got the mental capacity.

@bitesyourfinger Oh it's a shooting game? They promote violence

SHIT…. You got me… it’s too realistic 😂😂😂. Well Played @damienslash

I'm feeling safer already. Come get some Putin 💪🏼

This is perfect. Well played.

Yaaaaasssss, queen!

I know this is satire, but I still have to ask:

Bro did the meme

Woah! I LOVE defending equality, diversity and inclusion! I value positive change too, this video is literally me fr fr

Sorry mate, but when you can't tell if something is satire or not, then it's a FAIL. Why? Cuz if it's intended satire and you wonder if it was, it's cuz it wasn't funny. If it wasn't satire but it feels like it is or could be, it's just cuz it's cringe AF and we honestly wonder.

satire is dead

Everything is "dead" to those who can't manage to deliver I guess. But then your vid was genuine? The remarks about joining the army for its inclusive/diversity values as well? I wish you were indeed fucking around. Not only do I not believe in the Russian menace, but I for sure as shit do not believe in a rainbow army to oppose to it, should their menace become a reality.

Third world immigrants signing up is the part I don’t believe

he's Belgian

Uncanny

Had me in the beginning 😂

It's all fun and games until your gurgling your last thought in a foxhole.

nobody said this would be easy. its called courage

Dieing for idealism is a great way to get yourself killed while gaining(if you survive) a lifetime of nightmares, dead friends, and tragedy.

we have been called to duty to defend the uk from russia and im doing my part

@damienslash 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Lol

LOL russians will eat you alive... This what they do for fun in their spare time.

i also do Pilates, whats your point?