I just read JD Vance is coming into town.

How do you have so much time to make all of these selfie videos?

Your fear and panic is showing.

Didn’t you cut $100 million from fire prevention funding?

Please arrest JD Vance as soon as he lands in Los Angeles with no due process. I speak for all Americans.

Gavin Newsom caused the wildfires and then let them rage. He’s responsible for all the devastation. This isn’t an exaggeration. As for relief, California deserves none. They waste countless of billions on illegals. Not a single federal dollar should be spent subsidizing that.

As long as California is a welfare state for illegal aliens, it shouldn’t get a dime of federal money.

Relax, Gavin. JD isn’t coming to shut down your wineries or mandate hair gel rations. He’s just here to observe what happens when a state is run like a social experiment instead of a government.

Remember that time when a mother that was a victim of the fires wanted to talk to you, but you pretended you were on the phone with the President?

You should show him where you sip lattes and step over homeless Black people on Skid Row

Quit burning your own cities down.