“I just spoke with Mitch McConnell...”

Just spoke with Mitch but he didn’t speak back 😂

The turtle always wins

For real.

Me too!

Just like Jimmy Carter voting in the 2024 election. Does anyone remember that grotesque theater?

Jennings was the first person I saw to do this. Then like 10 other people did. Is Jennings just a politician masquerading as a pundit?

Hahaha adorable

So many did! It must have been a conference call.

Mitch was ironborn 🐙

I spoke with him for 1441 minutes yesterday

Mitch is Mr. Potato Head

The memes write themselves

😂😂😂😂

I caught Mitch out playing pickle ball with my cat today. Mitch is bad a** on that court, man! I got it all on video too! Well, the ending anyway:

I just had a 20 minute conversation as well.. so weird

Yes and I spoke with my relative who needs me to send $5000 to africa because they have been arrested there.

For 20 minutes?

Autopen ran out of juice again. Where is Thune when you need him.

Dawg you stole my joke- 😭

We need laws to prevent this shit. Everyone wants to bitch about Trump. Congress is infinitely worse than Trump could ever dream of being. Look at what happened to @RepThomasMassie $35 mil to get rid of him because he wouldn't take their money and kiss the wall. #Massie2028

Lmao

@TimRunsHisMouth For twenty minutes

😂🤣😂

This exactly!

Weird

Is he dead?

😄

@TimRunsHisMouth

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