I kinda love this vid

"here's one more"

Morally correct but unfortunately wouldn’t stand in court if the man suffered serious injuries due to proportionality

my slightly-woker-than-me friends got mad at me once for saying porch pirates suffering traps deserved it

Pretty sure it's staged but damn it it's entertaining as fuck.

"You are blind forever"

Flash bang that rewinds time 30 seconds

"i'm gonna see you in court" "you ain't gonna be seeing anything, chief"

"Was that a fucking flashbang??" Bro was more perplexed than angry hahahaha

Vote me as president and I will pass the "Get fucked law." If you try to rob and/or cause harm to someone they have every right to obliterate you and you can't sue.

"I CAN'T SEE!" "Here's one more for ya" *Turns to see it* Deserved. Darwin award.

I believe this video is AI, wish it wasnt tho

"Think fast, chucklenuts"

Proportional response has to be removed as a legal doctrine. When it's a consistent pattern of behavior across time, when they're boiling the frog slowly, the response needs to be proportional to the whole pattern, to the end result of the pattern. Not to an individual instance.

"Here's one more for you"

Idgaf stealing should be dealt with you don’t get to steal and then be mad when theirs consequences

can we talk more about the transition at the end it's pretty smooth

Fake vid

i can't stop laughing at this video

The way he's talking seems like an AI-generated video. Like he's talking way too fast and the voice on the ring camera sounds weird. Also the beginning is kinda sus.

>the crime committed against him matters >the crime he committed first that led to this doesn't matter This is what we call an inversion of cause and effect.

The fact that he said “cool here’s another one for you”🤣

Fymtbybf

why would you have a box of adderall on your front porch?? its a controlled substance so it cant be delivered and dropped off, it needs to be handed to someone and a signature from someone 18+!!!

Here's one more for ya is diabolical

The way I see it, the porch pirate stole the wrong guy’s meds and found out what he was like without them.

Should have used a claymore mine

some days, America makes me smile

Steal shit you should get your arm cut off atlest

The ending made it okay that it was fake.

"You potentially fucking blinded me" FYMPBYBF