I know for a fact Meghan Markle CANNOT ski or snowboard 🤷🏻‍♀️

Next week on Meghan's IG:

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She's awfully unco-ordinated so I doubt any sort of sport is for her.

Well she’s got the one sport of laying on her back 🤷🏻‍♀️

Well yes!

She has never shown any athletic ability except how to open a bottle of wine.

Or swallowing bananas

😂😂 I'm glad you posted that clip of her going down the hill on her arse. That is exactly what sprung to mind when I thought of her trying to be athletic 🤣 well, that and this Bobby dazzler...

Why is she crawling down that hill? WTF is wrong with her?

She should have just tuck and rolled 🤣

She’s Terrible at literally everything, except for lying

Duh! Why do you think Meghan HATED Catherine so much?! What is the kryptonite to any wanna be art and whimsy girl? Every “creative” girl who thinks she’s such a good artist/singer/actress/crafter, etc… It’s a sporty girl! No matter how many flowers we arrange or DIY projects we finish… We will never be that effortlessly sporty girl, the girl who can ski slopes, hit a home run, go head to head with a boy and win, literally anything you throw at Catherine, she will shine… She has a growth mindset. If Catherine was ever picked last in a team lineup, it didn’t faze her, and it didn’t happen again. Worst part… Catherine’s not that bad at creative stuff either, she’s quite good. She just doesn’t make it her entire identity. Catherine was Meghan’s absolute kryptonite. Effortlessly sporty, easy going, and gorgeous. Meghan couldn’t compete. Her only move was befriended Serena Williams to rub in Catherine’s face.

Her scooting down the hill like that is when I realized she had no sense of humor (cause it wasn’t funny) and she was a very weird weird person. She thought it was cute. It made her look like an idiot.

She crawled down the hill from a hike? Scooted down? What the fuck is wrong with her. She def cannot swim I know that with her 43% Nigerian heritage

She hasn’t got a sporting bone in her body.

Thought these pics looked familiar

She has terrible coordination and balance, completely agree that she’s not a skier

I can't ski, snowboard, rock climb, play tennis; I'm not a sporty person- but I'll tell you that outright and not out on some charade pretending I can.

@ViQueenie The woman can’t coordinate an outfit . You must have lower expectations for her giant feet, people.

Blimey I get down a slope quicker than her and I’m waiting for a hip replacement and I’m over 60 😂

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Rugby in stilettos, kicking a football. Awkwardness 💯 

With feet like that she doesn't even need skis. Should be a natural.

I didn’t know Markle was so clunky. lol. I mean my triplets were literally going down runs in saucers since they were 3!! Safe runs of course but they loved it. Skiing?! Yeah impossible! That girl can barely walk in high heels. She’s definitely not athletic

Talentless Grifter on all fronts. so obvious

Lord have mercy! That tubing hill is child's play. I'm 64 & just went tubing with another bunch of old ladies & did steeper, more complicated runs in the tube. She can barely WALK much less do sport. Especially with those things she calls feet. That's got to be an Olympic event.

Lol 😂

@BornPeachy Wasn’t this witch just shopping at a toy store yesterday? Now this?? 😂😂😂😂 Same BS from these 🤡’s

@Bella514678 She's always so awkward 🤣

H. has no ability to genuinely care and protect someone. He is incapable of that. And that is do bad if he has kids. At the ski footage he is far ahead of the kid not looking after him.. Very selfish man.

definitely NOT the megnarcisst following them on skis. And, for that matter, where in Cali can you get a ski slope with ZERO people on the slopes or the lifts? Not possible!

There is no ski boot in all Christendom, or beyond, that would fit her giant clodhoppers.

Oh thank you for finding this!! 🤣💀 It's soooo obvious she's uncomfortable and afraid of just gliding down that little slope. 🤣🤣🤣

Archie climbing El Capitan

She's so unsporty, un fun, unwilling to let loose in perfectly safe environments ( 5 yr olds do tubing.) The constant coaxing must be exhausting. Narc in action

She doesn't have an athletic bone in her oddly shaped body

How did she manage to perform in bed at the Soho House and on the yachts? The woman moves like she has end-stage arthritis. Even in Suits, her intimate scenes are incredibly awkward because her body is so hunched, rigid, and twisted.

@takebackusofa This lack of tubing experience is all a show. For god's sake, she spent a lot of time at the family cabin at Big Bear.

To be honest she can’t do very much apart from grifting

Of all things I’ve thought about her, athletic or sporty is not one of them.