I know him so well? I know him so chess more like

Sorry but is this song about two women who are obsessed with a bloke who won’t shag them because he loves chess too much or what #totp

Feels a bit on the nose ♟️

All jokes aside, you have an excellent voice, Husko. You wouldn't have been out of place on a Barrymoore ITV special circa 1997

Oh thank you! 🤩 It’s giving Su Pollard ‘Come to me (I am Woman) and yes it’s about up the arse

Alex Silver is gorgeous and newly out of the closet. Except he has one major secret.

We all like a laugh lord knows I do but chess is a serious game for serious minds if you’re going to make fun of a game next time maybe try snakes and ladders next time

Quite right Tom sorry wasn’t thinking there. Just trying to bring a little light relief in these dark times but sincerely hope I didn’t cause any offence to the chess community great bunch of lads 🤝

If the two ronnies make a comeback you could do the singing slot no problem

Is this about up the arse

I check him so mate.

NICE 😎

Always thought From a distance by Bette Midler was a bit off, is she implying god is a voyeur perv 'God is watching us, from a distance' I had to give up masturbating for a bit it got into my head so much

Blimey, do you take requests? You could post a different song each weekend then sashay it into a career as a Panda on the Masked Singer.

I’d love that