I know I know engraving has no tactical advantage but this looks 🔥

Better than the crappy finish that’s usually on Deagles

I know, I know…boats have motors now…

It looks like, It’s owned by a Mexican drug-lord called “El Vikingo”

I'm sorry. I have to disagree with this level of enchantment. It has to be at least a +5 attack buff.

If I owned that, I'd build a glass display case to keep that in, and it would never see the range. I'd be too afraid of scratching it, getting it dirty, breathing on it, having it receive disapproving looks, etc. It's awesome engraving work, though. 👍

Engraving does have a tactical advantage: it tells potential assailents that you might be involved in some kind of successful criminal enterprise, and they should probably walk away.

Tactical value is for people with less guns. I can have fancy guns, I can have shiny guns, I can have downright stupid guns I've already got the working guns covered

That is sweet!

Improves grip???

How about the fact that you're a fucking beacon saying HERE I AM COME SHOOT ME