i know it smells crazy in there

I'd gulp down every drop of sweat that came out her shoes then strip her naked and squeeze all the sweat out from her clothes and then lick her entire body clean so she won't even have to waste time taking a bath

i’m going to drink

I just hope I could one day shake the hand of the person who came up with the idea of this scene, the animators and in general anyone else involved.

i love how people sells monogatari as a super deep anime and then every clip that exists from this anime it's trashier than the one before ...

you wouldn’t get it

only one sniff.. please..only one.. its all im asking for..

I ain’t even lying when I say I’d chug that sweat she just poured out

lord in heaven PLEASE PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE A TASTE AT LEAST LET ME SNIFF OH LORD