I laughed way too hard at this...

@StolenValor1 Don't let me catch anyone wearing a McDonald's uniform from 2001!

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@StolenValor1 You fuckin piece of shit

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@StolenValor1 i love the consistency of the upside down patch on his hat vs the stolen valor guy’s 😂

@StolenValor1 No heatwave hot bag dude?!?

@StolenValor1 This is a fucking dominos ad

@StolenValor1 8 years assistant general manager! 😂

@StolenValor1 I delivered for Pizza Hut, DeKalb, 1996. I just saw it as my job, that's all.

@StolenValor1 Having served at the GameStop in White Plains this made my blood boil.

@StolenValor1 "Hey, shiftmate! It's Don Shipley, bro."

@StolenValor1 Stolen parlor. 👎

@StolenValor1 If you laughed, even smiled, at this... you need to re-evaluate your life.

@StolenValor1 Where do you serve, lol!!

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@StolenValor1 chris hanson finally got a slice of that pizza

@StolenValor1 California ass humor

@StolenValor1 I thought there was gonna be a hole in the pizza box

@StolenValor1 I went to middle school with that dude. Always was so reserved, dudes hilarious tho

@StolenValor1 It probably has pineapple on it too.

@StolenValor1 “ 8yrs assistant general manger “ gets me every time 😂🤣

@StolenValor1 Tbf @dominos is basically ketchup on cardboard.

@StolenValor1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StolenValor1 🔥🔥🤠

@StolenValor1 It's a great bit. Love those guys.

@StolenValor1 🤣..... 👍

@StolenValor1 @Maaaaaaster_J thought that was Corbin Carroll

@StolenValor1 @TylaMic

@StolenValor1 @RealLifeAbeFord

@StolenValor1 🤣🤣

@StolenValor1 Thank you for your service

@StolenValor1 @crazkittensmile

@StolenValor1 This makes me hungry…

@StolenValor1 ive seen two skits with this guy and they have both been hilarious and they have both been about pizza