I love her! 😂😂😂

When a woman from the South says "well bless your little heart" be very clear she's telling you that ya better mind your P's & Q's or ya gonna have a right bad problem, it aint a blessing the way you'd think it was 🤣

This lovely lady is absolutely correct. And if you think that we, as sweet southern women, won't kick your tail back to the mule it came from, wait 'til you meet our pickup truck loving, bar-b-q eating, shotgun wielding husbands. Now, y'all have a nice day.😘🤠

Make peace with whatever spiritual entity that you believe in. Let them know that they'll be greeting you shortly. The short answer

I’m in the South, which is gonna gitchu first? The metal bat behind the front door? The Kukri in the hallway? The swords in the guest room? Battle Axe in the Master? And that’s just on the way to the Pew, Pew box! 😂🤷‍♀️ Bless his heart 😮‍💨

@CreasonJana Women down here will put holes in you, then call their mom & them to come look see before the police get here,

😂😂😂😂😂

That was a perfect use of “Bless your heart” - 50% each way.

... with Pitbulls and Pew pews... 😂😂😂😂👍

Did she just Liam Neeson that boy? 😅😅😅😅

Bless her heart! 😂 🤣 😂

“Hold on just minute skittles” 🤣 lmao

In the south you might want to bring ID so your next of kin can be notified ,to come get your sorry carcass off my lawn cause its not gonna end well for your candyass.

I like that delivery. Happy, straightforward, full of Southern charm and straight up warning you to back off.

You've got to love that southern charm... 🤣

Have a dog but have my protection by my side all day every room of my home. My dog barks a certain way. I know to check it out. Not allowing someone come in and hurt me without a fight.

In Florida you are mine legally

No lies detected in her answer 😂🤣

She is my spirit animal!😆

Hold on, Skittles! 😂

In Europe home invaders want the occupants to be present so they can show them where all the loot is. In the US they want them gone so they don't get shot.

I need to move to the south of wherever she is ASAP

She sounds damn sure of what she be sayin, I bet she’s retired a robber or two.

The Hogs are ALWAYS hungry too 😎

Amen!!!! Bless your heart!!

Not “Skittles”

I have a pitbull. The only thing he’s getting is a nap. Dude here is going to get the pew pew…

@CatherineM76971

Amen Sister. That is the fast track to Jesus. Keep kicking that can. Straight to a blue state. Cuz those stupid mother fkers left ya milk and cookies and the keys to their car. NOT HERE. ONLY KEY YOU WILL GET LEADS STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

I'm a nerd who enjoys sword & sorcery material among other nerdy stuff, I don't have "pew pews", I have.....

House Menu: 2 Pit Bulls Sig P365 12 gauge A wonderful selection of laser sharp knives 2 machetes A 19 yr old trained in kickboxing and jujitsu Ring Cams on all sides A 6’ 220lb veteran who served on a Joint Task Force recon team attached to an artillery battery, trained in QRF reactionary techniques and martial arts also. Hot and ready for whoever wants some. Wanna hear what’s for desert? 😈

Amen. Invade our home and IF our cuddly little 110lb “woof-woof” (fully trained to start/hold/stop German shepherd) doesn’t get y’all really good, hubby or me will “pew-pew” and y’all be leavin feet first, in a box or a bag. Take it up with our Lord Jesus. Don’t make us do it!!

I’d Fucken Shoot you So would my Children !

😅😅😅 she's the best could you imagine bein married to her she would be the sweetest but most soul terrifying woman on the planet I bet her ol man makes damn sure that trash is out and the dishes done 🤣🤣🤣