I love SHREK!💚💚🧅💚

You have beautiful boobs

😍🙌

So? Shrek doesn’t love you, that’s for sure

The masculine urge to *accidentally* stick it in the wrong hole to hear her shriek "what ahrr ye doin' in mah swahhhmp?!"

I must be Irish green suits u

you look like your breath smells

Mummy