I LOVE U NO DEFENSE ZONE….

Peak sylus card idgaf

the way she slaps him on the face with a thing cracks me up every time

She’s so real for that

My biggest regret is not getting this card 😭

Im...im gonna disappear for 5 hours with lotion and this playing on repeat NO ONE DISTURB ME

AND I FUCKING MISSED THIS CARD LIKE???? FUCK ACADEMIC VALIDATION!! YOU TOOK AWAY THIS SYLUS FROM ME

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.

i’m sorry the way he gets pushed to the floor makes me cackle

life when you own this card