I may have a problem.

What's that weight up to?

252.Something lbs on the scale right now, but probably 10lbs-11lbs of that is the absurd amount of food I've been eating, lately.

A "problem" that is so satisfying and provides such provocative results doesn't sound like a problem to me. Least not one that needs solving

I wouldn't call something that looks that satisfying a problem

We need to add some bondage big guy

Don't have a ton of experience with that. Thought about picking up a harness, but don't really have a feel for the different styles.