I mean, that is an immaculate lawn

I've got the first or second nicest lawn on the street, as a white guy on a mostly Hispanic street, with a Colombian wife. Two of my neighbors made the joke that 'she is the richest lady on the street because she has a white guy cutting her grass...' 😑🤣

😂😂

Note to self: When cooking meth in basement, be sure to manicure lawn as distraction for investigators.

The well-manicured lawn is what attracted the cops in the first place😂

my man knows that lawn is flawless

Oh, he absolutely knows🤣😂

Men are simple creatures... we need very little to be happy.

Even I appreciate a great lawn

His lawn brings the cops to the yard...

🥤🤣

"We're getting old if we think grass is nice." Not sure they had a good childhood.

@OnlyTruthHmm At 45, I’ve learned to appreciate a well maintained lawn

I appreciate grass in all its forms since I was a kid. Did you know that scientifically grass is a lot younger than dinosaurs?

@OnlyTruthHmm Yes, actually. I’m a little bit of a dork, and enjoy learning about planets, evolution, and all that. Was watching something on the Precambrian era just last night lol

Flowers as well, angiosperms, did not appear until the Cretaceous. My memory of the precambrian is a bit muddy.

@OnlyTruthHmm Same, which is why I fell asleep watching something about it. Refresher course. Shame I fell asleep so fast😂

Men will see this and say hell yeah

Even I saw that & said hell yeah😆

It looks like a putting green. My lawn is sparse like it's trying to go through puberty. 😭

I can see why the cops weren’t sure. Fake grass is used a lot in Vegas, and it’s so perfect that it does look fake. I would’ve stopped to look, too😂

I know I would have, lol.

“Excuse me sir. You are going to jail. “ Why “Because your lawn is too perfect”😍

It is pristine. I must know his secrets😂

I have a neighbor whose lawn is just like that. And the whole neighborhood has been to his house asking for questions like which kind of grass is it, which fertilizer to use, even the time to water it is important. It’s a science 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

I had a neighbour like that a couple years ago. He ran a lawn care business

The guy across the street knew he was facing world class lawn competition and just let his lawn go to shit lol.

I might’ve given up, too😂

Ladies please take notes 🗒️ It does NOT take a lot to impress us So lay off the makeup will you 🤣

@AndrewDavid Yes, I am impressed by a well maintained lawn. I already don’t really wear makeup, so I’m good to go😂😜

🥰👍

Hank would be proud

I need to know his entire lawn care routine

I just got a mower that looks just like his 😆

Somehow I don’t think the mower is why he has perfect grass, though I’m sure it helps 😆

these types of lawns are evil for the environment. let nature breath in your rural hellscapes maybe. let weeds grow, plant some wild flowers, get some shrubs.

You’re not wrong, but I can still appreciate the dedication it took to get his lawn like that

We’re getting old and think the grass is nice!!! Next step is lawn chairs on the front porch.

😂😂😂

we are a simple species lol....sticks, rocks, grass...we love it all.

💯😂

@OG1_Arfcom I laughed way too hard at this. 😂

@OG1_Arfcom 😂😂

This was out in San Antonio back in 2016. They cut this part out but they ended up finding a shit ton of sealed bags of drugs under his lawn after further investigation. He got like 17 years for it.

I’ll have to look it up

Fined by the HoA for having a lawn that looks too good to be real the next day.

😂

It is impressive.

🔫 i SAID is it real or fake???

Real 😆

“I don’t Answer Questions”

That is always the correct response, but surely they can appreciate a gorgeous lawn together?😆

😆

Men love to talk lawn care. They aren’t even cops when they’re talking about that 😂

This is how the neighborhood looks at my fescue lawn when they walk by all year and it’s green and lush because I flipped mine from Bermuda grass. I’m the only fescue lawn in the whole neighborhood. It’s hilarious to watch. Especially when they know a woman lives here without a man.

I’ve always enjoyed doing my own yard work, but I’ve never had a lawn so perfect. Had a neighbour with a lawn like that once, but he had a lawn care business. You should take pride in your yard, and it sounds like yours is the talk of the neighbourhood

I have one with a lawn care business in the neighborhood. He has the second best lawn in the neighborhood. He literally spray paints his Bermuda grass in winter so it stays green.

That’s cheating😆😆

I know but he lives having a green lawn. I have to admit I contemplated this once in fall when I had my house on the market and I was out of town and I hired someone to cut my lawn and he absolutely scalped it turning my lawn yellow. I was so pissed. I had worked so hard on that lawn making it thick and I purposely cut it high. I told him that and gave him instructions. He didn’t listen. My neighbor called and stopped the man halfway through my front yard to tell him we were gonna be pissed. I just had to let him finish.

Cops never said that about my yard when they came calling..🤓

Does your lawn look like his does, though?

Let's dive deep into this video. You can tell it's a Florida winter. He overseeded it with perennial rye grass. It's what florida people do to keep it green year round.

Making a man happy is as easy as complimenting his lawn.

He takes a lot of pride in his lawn, so I’m sure he loved having them stop and chat about it

men will be men😂

For any women that wonder what guys think about all day... This is it! 💯😁

People have passions for alot of things and great for him, he mastered it.

@May2Elize Told you.

Such a dad coded interaction.

@Viperbane 😊 this moment is SO 1950s … Man On Man Appreciation.

They definitely a couple of dads

You know it😂

This man will never forget this moment.

Nor should he. He should be so proud of that lawn

That is a stunning lawn This guy knows what he is doing 👍

This is totally a dudes being dudes thing.

And even I appreciated it

No lies...very impressive indeed! 👀👀👀

If even my female mind can admire it, you know it’s impressive😆

My wife wouldn't care, my oldest Daughter would be very impressed! 😃