I mean… who else got chills?

Yo, Pohlad family… Opening Day is here, and literally no one gives a shit. Your cheap-ass roster is complete dogshit, and nobody’s excited. Stop pretending this is a baseball team. Sell the Twins already, you pathetic, tight-fisted hacks. Fans are done. Enjoy the empty stadium.

Not me. The only thing that excites me these days is innovative strategies for monetizing B2B business models.

I’ll have chills when the Pohlads sell and this team can’t get rid of their cheapness stench

this team is going to be historically bad lol

Maybe a new owner would bring excitement🤷‍♂️

Watched this team for 40 years. Will not spend a second on them until there is a new owner.

@PrimeBeauregard Sell. The. Team. Then I’ll care

No one?

Not as many as I’ll get when the Pohlad’s sell the team

Nobody is going to these games. Sell the team.

Pohlads are as greedy as they get. Boycott them all season till they sell

You should probably fire whoever is responsible for #noplacelikehere… Like what is this?

Literally nobody. This team is bad, and the ownership is worse than Norm Green. At least he sold…

@LinderholmRyan Maybe even a 60ish number in the win column Fuck you pohlads

Not me, twins suck

Nobody. Sell the team.

I got a seizure from that video

Not me. I'm nice and warm in my Dr Pepper pajama pants. But I will say that you guys did a great job with that video.

Sell and I'd care.

Because I’m about to Throw Up. 🤮

#selltheteam

When I look at our bullpen on paper, I get real cold, yes

Sell the team.

@PrimeBeauregard Wowowwowowowwowo

Sell the fucking team.

Fuckin nobody

Sell the team

Not a single person lol

You want to see a fanbase excited for opening day? Sell the team to someone who actually cares and all of us fans will be ecstatic! You’ve burned your own bridge - enough already.

O/U 62.5 wins this year?

I refuse to watch this dogshit organization, and that’s coming from a Vikings fan

Go Twins!

Literally nobody

Sell the team. Least excitement ever for a season?