I really like Spider-Man's elevator boyfriend.

I'll draw Spider-Man and David Davenport kissing if you give me money (and anything else but come on)

@AGeekForFun I've never been able to decide which version of this scene I like more. I love the guys energy in this one a lot more, but Tobeys delivery of "it rides up in the crotch a bit" with Hals reaction to it is one of his funniest moments as Spidey

This is a really fun scene, but for the actual movie they definitely went with the better paced version.

@AGeekForFun My little head cannon is that this guy meets the blonde spider-man in Into the Spiderverse and is why he makes the Christmas album and other products

@AGeekForFun “a line of men’s cologne called thwip,” is a pretty killer line to close the bit though. hal sparks standup was pretty good, too, if I’m not mistaken.

@AGeekForFun @HSoulLoveLove Finally some good yaoi

@AGeekForFun He would go on to create three bionic kids in his basement

@AGeekForFun Is that my boy DONALD DAVENPORT?

@AGeekForFun this confirms lab rats is canon to the raimiverse (real)

@AGeekForFun Lab Rats