I really need this

The illegitimate state of Israel is working tirelessly to keep me from having this

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If someone did this for me I would confidently be able to box God and win.

Wife who whispers cheerful encouragements in my ear.

Source - Ballpark de Tsukamaete!

it hurts.

I need to kill myself

This is lewder than anal sex.

The source must be posted or a new crusade will come about

hurts the heart, too cute