I refuse to believe pandas are real.

God: "Be fruitful and multiply, maintain your animal instincts, stay aware of your surroundings, and make good choices." Pandas: "No."

Pandas: F*** you.

Have no idea how they have ever survived in the wild.

But I want one. 🥹💕 And a tiny goat. I'm willing to negotiate on the miniature horse.

Pandas are real and they're terrifying

They're still big mad that they're not in the Chinese zodiac calendar, but dragons 🐉 are

I think they were bred into existence, like Afghan Hounds or 75% THC cannabis...fuggin retawded.

Panda Bears are like stoners of the bear species. You expect evolution to happen and change them over years, but it appears that Jesus has a trolling side and probably created them as a joke.

Somewhere between a golden retriever and a 5 year old.

They are extras from return of the Jedi.

They’re not. They’re liberals in panda suits.

They are SO clumsy that it’s a miracle that they survive in the wild!!! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

I heard a theory that pandas are animals specifically bred to be domestic pets, and it makes a lot of sense.

@BrianCraigLawr1 Took you long enough.

Yeah there's a reason why they are going extinct.

Rumor is that they were a science experiment Think about it. How come ancient texts never reference pandas? 🤔

If they were real, Panda Express wouldn't serve chicken. Ergo, not real.

You sound like someone who would sub to @ShaneCashman sub stack.

They're goofy, clumsy, and hate to reproduce. Evolution must have given them a pass.

Hard to argue which is more adorable, pandas or baby goats

Ya im not sure how they arnt extinct at this point.

Zero survival skills yet still survive.

They were created as part of a cloning program They use the black spots to determine how successful they look They’ll figure out the retardation caused by inbreeding later Much like countries who allow you to marry your 1st cousin

They're funny. Not very coordinated though!

Explain this then.

they are similar to sloths...which also seem unreal.

They aren't.

There's no mention of them in Chinese history. The first written account of one was in the mid-1800s. They have zero survival instinct, are phenomenally stupid, and have a strict diet of the worst possible food source. They are real, just not a product of nature.

I think some are real but some places just put people in suits to get them to come to their zoo or whatever

Some areas need deeper cuts than others.

😂😂

I think if we implemented a mandatory, monthly "Pal with a Panda Day", the world would be a lot happier!!🐼

Oh how adorable

Facts pandas exist, just like the Constitution, real and worth protecting, unlike some fake news.

Pandas are nature’s losers. They deserve to go extinct

They're so cute!