I strive to be this level of unemployed

Right before you get chopped up - this is what you see

Completely fake. If he was really doing this the garbage bag would never be full.

No greater demonstration that your time is not valuable at all. No one successful enough to own an apartment in a place like that would be wasting their free time doing what they could hire a maid to do.

His husband will give him a black eye if he finds anything wrong when coming back from work

I can only imagine how these guys ever have sex.

Cleaning up for his wifes boyfriend to come clean her out

Now try it with children. …I have a house to volunteer if you want to do it like that guy that mows overgrown yards for people. 😂

Wait until the day this guy has kids 😅

Meanwhile I have ants falling from the ceiling onto my bed and a bat in my house 🤦‍♂️

Annnnnnnnnd this person is on Adderall

This reminds me of American Psycho 🧐

I’ve never seen a psychopath in their own environment before

Found it (Affiliate link) @grok show a portable laser cutter positioned on the ground.

Why are people so obsessed with the idea of being perceived as Patrick Bateman

its funny because all his clothes are made of plastic...like @donkaka was talking about

The cologne on the toilet lid bumpers is kinda genius

I’d hire him to clean my house, but then again no..

The ONLY reason he is doing this is because his tinder date said she was really anal and he misunderstood.

Little gay ngl

She did her best ok?

Ah yes, the sweet smell of Adderall and Unemployment

at this point cleaning is basically his full-time job

Sprinkling cocaine on the rug just to vacuum it is really too much.

Mental illness formed by being criticized too much.

I mean…is he single? Haha.

he's a fake neat freak bc he has a dog > a walking ball of bacteria

Idk why but the idea of someone like this out there pisses me off

Dude found a way to make some extra money with product placement while he is cleaning Airbnb apartments.

Did he use the same thing to clean the toilet and the kitchen counter?

4 points for efficiency 2 points for time saving 1 point for the mask 3 points for shirtless skipping Good .. ad

Now show us your trust fund.

He may be unemployed but he's definitely rich Af

Get it here 👇🏽🛒

cleaning and exercising is now unemployed activities?