I think about this one at least 4 times a day

I cannot condone soft, fruity whimpering in the workplace

Imagine being squished to death while everyone just says "come down with it"

That’s an entire set of patio furniture lmao that’s a 200lb+ box that bro is getting squashed by

“I jus wanted the price”

I would have quit out of embarrassment immediately

i would’ve turned in my resignation letter shortly after this

This how I sound like in her ear

Actually, that is a solid square prism made out of Tungsten, I think it is around 5x3x3 ft, which means is about 63,757.6 pounds

It’s like I feel bad because from his perspective he really is going through a traumatic event but also he needed these experiences 20 years ago

the machine! its broken!