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“I think I’m constipated from the lettuce” said no one ever

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Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅ 的头像
Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 年前

Exactly 💀

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bnni • edtwt • bpdtwt1 年前

no seriously, and all of those noodles is going to make it worse (i think their page is also just fetish content)

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Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 年前

I think so to I went to their page & every single video is a mountain of noodles

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$k!b¡d!1 年前

Is it just me or did he get fatter with every number he counted?

Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅ 的头像
Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 年前

I cackled 💀

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Hungryroot1 年前

"My cholesterol is 1/3 of what it was, I have lost 20 lbs and I feel amazing every day!" - Jessica K, Customer Review

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Rhiannon .𖥔 ݁ ˖1 年前

This has to be feeder content

Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅ 的头像
Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 年前

I agree

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Uh-HUH1 年前

Housing a 12 pack of cup of noodles and posting the video online should constitute an involuntary psychiatric hold

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Kate1 年前

I hope they play these videos for them when they pass over so they can see how they enabled their own demise.

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