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“I think I’m constipated from the lettuce” said no one ever

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Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 year ago

Exactly 💀

bnni • edtwt • bpdtwt1 year ago

no seriously, and all of those noodles is going to make it worse (i think their page is also just fetish content)

Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 year ago

I think so to I went to their page & every single video is a mountain of noodles

$k!b¡d!1 year ago

Is it just me or did he get fatter with every number he counted?

Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 year ago

I cackled 💀

Hungryroot1 year ago

"My cholesterol is 1/3 of what it was, I have lost 20 lbs and I feel amazing every day!" - Jessica K, Customer Review

Rhiannon .𖥔 ݁ ˖1 year ago

This has to be feeder content

Kara ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅1 year ago

I agree

Uh-HUH1 year ago

Housing a 12 pack of cup of noodles and posting the video online should constitute an involuntary psychiatric hold

Kate1 year ago

I hope they play these videos for them when they pass over so they can see how they enabled their own demise.

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