I Thought I Was Bi

How tf you think you're bi you're either turned on by dudes or you're not

Back when I was a democrat, my girlfriend had a penis. Now that I’m a republican, none of my girlfriends have a penis.

Oh god, can’t believe that as a gay dude I’d have to say this: can ppl just let straight guys be straight? It’s fine. You are what you are. And going the route of “you just haven’t tried the right dick/pussy” is gross. I know what it’s like. Don’t do it to others

On the scale

She said "I'm on the scale too." Yeah, at about three fifty...

i love seeing two fat people argue

I love how they pretend to be so “inclusive” but she was using the insinuation of you being gay as an insult

Caleb swings both ways But you still gay for messing around with other guys That doesn’t just go away 😂

"Who else goes with fat white women?" "Black Men???" Now Caleb...

Weird how liberal women think they can dictate other's sexuality.

Interesting that she uses the word scale 😆 "are we playing fat trivia??"

If you thought you were bi at one point, chances are you're still bi lmao, no one dips their feet into the LGBT river and then goes "actually I'm straight" doesn't work like that

Gonna be real think its the voice that gives those vibes, it aint bad but ya do got a fair bit of gay accent going there

Why does she want you to be bisexual so badly? Is she secretly a dude or smth? 😭🙏

Not you talking about her size while looking like that

sometimes u gotta suck a dick to know u aint into suckin dick people experiment its not that big a deal and dosent mean anything. you are who you decide you are

LOLOL the roasts and then the cut with the scale was priceless

You thought you were buy but then you realized you liked save.

Wait you’re straight?

As someone who actually is gay this level of gaslighting is fucked up, let the dude be straight fgs.

Finding out you weren’t bi was it like “hey let me go out with this dude…ehh this is not for me” or “this taste gross so I guess I’m straight” ?

All about acceptance and empathy until your own lived experience doesn't align with their narrative. They have to force it down your throat until you accept.

Everyone is bi under the right circumstances.

Bi men are just gay men and bi women are just straight women.

Wow you even said you tried dick and she still wants to force you to be gay incredible

He’s as gay as the day is long.

This guys a comedian lol

"I'm on the scale too" - Lady, you haven't been near a scale for decades.

I thought you were gay...

She's never been on a scale.

Talking to that, I’d consider batting for the other team.

Your realness is totally refreshing