I try to be nice sometimes

I really thought he was gonna just do the rich

God forbid someone say “hold the door for me please!”

That was a "proportional" response... Nick should be proud 🤔🤣

Remember. Stupid nice; gets you killed. Being smart ass nice will only catch you a leg wound or, an arrow to the knee. Be N.I.C.E. 😎✌️🇺🇸

Your response gives this energy so hard and im here for it!

Waddle faster is diabolical 🤣

@HLC_actual that’s something grandpa BUFF would say to Uncle Sam! How dare you!

Lmaooooo, I can imagine you also had @AngryCops in your head too, just screaming “FAT!”

Way nicer than I've been in similar situations. I pull out my best R. Lee Ermey impression, and tell people like that to imagine there's a donut inside, about to fall on the floor, and to move their fat ass.

Lol, Well, she asked for it and got it. Now, she is likely making a video about it crying to all her simps.

I never expect strangers to ever hold the door open for me so everytime they do it's a wonderful surprise I overly thank them for

Some people. how sure are you the waddler was a woman? Might it have been a dude dressed as a woman?

AC should be so proud of the man he created in you. Great job long balls.

I live the fact you talked about her weight and said "not important... yet" i was like you added the "yet" oh this is going to be good. Then finally hearing the insult I was "dayum!" @ember_paradox you might like this story time

You had me at "double down"

"I will hold the door for a lady, but not a group."

Holyfuck!!! Dayum! HLC, does it again! I thought "held together with wood screws was an insult. "Waddle faster if you want Chivalry."? Jesusfuck! Ima use the fuck outa that!!

“Waddle faster, or lose weight” 🤣. I’m going to use that one.

Everyone thinks this is a Grandpa Buff statement. No, Grandpa Buff would say something racist. This was the F-18 Hornet. Can I get a Hell Yeah?

I have been an asshole my whole 55 years, and I try to be such politely and respectfully. But to be honest, I would have held the door shut for that bitch!😉

Hlc letting the buff speak a little, I'm all for that, you need to take him for a walk sometimes

I was leaving a Shipley's and held the door for a septum pierced woman as she was entering. She stopped aghast and stated," you think I need you to allow me in?" I said," I'm being a gentleman." She said to treat her like an equal. So I told her she was a dick.

Your incites are filled with wisdom and wonder! Now give my Grandpa Buff's email! I have some questions for him concerning life advice.

I honestly do not see how you could not have said something.

Appropriate reply.

That was a dick move… a dick and poop balls move! Gangster @HLC_actual

I woulda done the same thing my guy. Fuck the fat bitch

Also, do you (anyone in general) hold the door open for another man? Are you a man that will let another man hold the door for you?

Rule of thumb for me is about 15 feet unless there are extenuating circumstances

Having to walk with a cane I constantly get the opposite of this. I'm trying to be a good person and hold the door. They all act like a cripple is suddenly putting them on the spot to sprint. I like being a good person, be we all know it's not the real reason I'm doing it.