"I want a guy whose loving makes me scream, then in his arms collapse, satisfied and smiling and purring like a cat." (Bonus: Reindeer Ears expressions!)

That guy really wants another guy.

I want. I want. I want. Then go out and work for it like the rest of us men SIR!

I’d settle for one that didn’t leave his socks on the floor

"I want a guy who sleeps beside me, farting through the night"

wtf is this ?

I want a guy who will just put his 🦆ing used butter knife in the dishwasher after making toast and not just leave it out in case! 🤬

I'd be happy with a guy who shares my taste in movies and doesn't need Viagra.

He’s creeped the creep in the back 😮‍💨

His "poem" is a Hallmark card meets desperate personal ad disaster: fire kisses that would kill him, screaming then purring-like a cat climaxes, & "love me as I am" all recited like a aged care centre open mic therapy session. Cliché stacked on cliché until it collapses under its own needy weight...oh, & he's gay.

🎶You never take me to Bangladesh You never cook me sausage on an open flame Never anoint me with oil Never write me a novel You never poison the mojitos of my enemies🎶

There are prolly thousands of gay men who could potentially meet his wish list if he just dropped the pretence that he's a woman. Because we know he's not.

That's a problem. Insisting on someone being exactly what you think you want. PS, a guy doesn't want another guy in a dress and a wig.

How pathetic! And given the images here... delusional.

Like the rest of the population, we don’t live in a bad, cheesy, romantic trash movie. It’s called reality.

The two guys behind him! 🤣🤣

'He's behind you!'

I don’t think even Jesus wants to hold you

All of us:

Dude, it's okay to be gay. And you don't have a wear a dress to get a guy.

I can't stop looking at the corpse they dug up behind sexy man.🤣🤣🤣

Gay transvestites unite! Just stay out of the ladies, chaps!

Try grindr.

He might have had a chance at all that if he didn’t reduce his dating pool to a tiny niche of other gay men who might be interested in men cosplaying in drag 🤷🏻‍♀️

That ship has sailed Richard.

Wtf is that…what ever it is leave the cats out of it.

Needs a a guy notice no one wears a belt half way up their chest

Good luck with that, most people would be terrified.

Gay trannies.

My Gran used to wear her wig like that, pulled low to keep her ears warm. Sit in the corner at Christmas sipping her Snowball.

Gay guy. Next.

The queue must be out the door.

What he really, really wants is a mirror.