I was right

God damnit

I love that we are at this particular point in spacetime, where Tommy Segura and Senator Hawley not only 100% agree on something so massive, but both state so with such candor & respect for my intelligence. Yeah, duh the airline(s) blow huge horse cock like Tim Walz. It’s clear!

I have no idea what she looks like yet I can sketch her perfectly…

Now we know ‘tipping’ gatekeepers I mean agents $10 will let us keep our bag. It’s robbery. But if avoiding the hassle, not having to pay the airline up to $100 extra means slippin someone a Hamilton I’m gonna always have one on me from now on.

So that’s why you constantly hate on people with less money than you?

Bad take. All bags with wheels should be checked. All bags bigger than allowed should be checked. Speed up the boarding process, and make room for people’s personal belongings (purses, backpacks, and computer bags).

Get on the Trump train Tom. Comedy is allowed over here on the right. Also, buckle up. You’re going to have content for years with all the corruption that’s about to be exposed.

@flairairlines @WestJet