I WILL HAVE FRIENDS…

Cis het men are the worst. Enjoy hell.

Fat troon

What in hell is that thing?

70k people in that guild listening to his every word... I think he's not hurting for friends...

You’ll have no friends DUDE. If you want “friends” go to the mental hospital you fucking loser. “Drag Queen” aka “I like dressing up in skimpy women’s clothes in front of kids because I’m a pedophile but can play it off as this to get away with it”

Dad, he dresses weird. Dad, he acts weird. Dad, what is wrong with him? My son came across this streamer on accident and now I have to explain these retards exist.

Me with linen cloth

I’d quit the game before

Why this look like me

If the shoe fits.

Not accurate enough , you are too clean compared to asmon and there are no roaches and rats in your room😹💖✨

Disgusting troon

The ugliest faggot on the internet.

Ngl, if you play your cards right in this situation you might make it far. From the short clips I've seen of you you have entertainment value and you seem to be a fun person. Don't die on a hill in a imaginary battle over nothing, live and prosper with the people.

Leeching off of Asmon for relevancy 😂😂

not enough dudes or "okay yeahs" for me

Oh look this cos-playing cunt thinks he has friends lol as a gay male we do NOT claim this fuck.

Bitch no one’s claiming you lmfao

So hilarious that the roach king needs to pretend to "have friends" because he has clinging groupers who feed off his existence like leeches. He has to "be in charge" to feel like a person. Asmongold can suck a fat one.