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NO CONTEXT HUMANS

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Speedyv1 year ago

What is bro doing

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MrVeber1 year ago

If we offer up Salt Bae to the Gods as a sacrifice, will they give us Harambe back and all these restaurant can stop doing gimmicky food presentation!?!?!?

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jaime1 year ago

Dining horror stories are the worst, I'd pay too.

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Moderate to Severe1 year ago

He's like a Mariachi band. Give him $10 to go away and leave you alone.

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RY1 year ago

Step stool bae

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Kuaroo, PhD1 year ago

I guess that’s one way to give jobs to midgets 😅

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Francine1 year ago

I will pay extra to keep him away from my table

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paid1 year ago

bro at the edge of the table like:

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MEEMWARZ1 year ago

I don't get any of these "performance" meal things...

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AMERICA IS BACK 🇺🇸1 year ago

I wouldn’t even eat there.

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