I will pay extra to keep him away from my table

What is bro doing

If we offer up Salt Bae to the Gods as a sacrifice, will they give us Harambe back and all these restaurant can stop doing gimmicky food presentation!?!?!?

Dining horror stories are the worst, I'd pay too.

He's like a Mariachi band. Give him $10 to go away and leave you alone.

Step stool bae

I guess that’s one way to give jobs to midgets 😅

I will pay extra to keep him away from my table

bro at the edge of the table like:

I don't get any of these "performance" meal things...

I wouldn’t even eat there.