I wish this were a parody.

“100%”

"Content creators" often make lousy interviewers.

Dude's been pegged so deep and hard it's punctured his brain.

Old mate is an embarrassment to men..

"straight man" lmfao there's no way he hasn't gobbled multiple cocks in his life

He's an absolute gimp no doubt, but his fucken clown has to take the cake.

That look when you’ve had a bag and are at peak shite talking levels and you think everyone loves what you’re saying

I feel some level of sorry for him, I couldn’t imagine existing day to day in this state with that thing as your partner 😭

He is Australia's biggest cuck including platform shoes 👞

I’ll just leave this here…

The eyes, the eyes 👀

I wish there was a fuckwit awards. He’d win hands down.

It’s that Abbie dudes parody account surely!

There is no way he's straight.

Hold the presses...A late entrant as contender for "Simp of the Year' has come to the judging panel's attention.

He is a Chris Lilly character.

That word keeps on popping up. We're fucked.

😂 😂

There is on LinkedIn our overcompensating PM. 30+ years of Mardigras tells you what you need to know.

It’s great that they found each other so two other people didn’t have to deal with this crap

Dude gets pegged so hard

We call that conduit that he(?) speaks of, a sewage pipe.

I've heard her speak plenty of times against my will thanks to the Aussie algorithm lol she sounds like an annoying cunt to me but each to their own

OMG🤦🏻what lengths he goes to just to stay relevant— get a real job- both of you

Musician can be a real job. Just ask the former member of a Labor front bench who'd at one time been the only member with a job outside politics (and that job was rock musician).

I’m sick of seeing this cocksucker getting any fucking form of air time!!! Fuck him off with the lunatic girlfriend!!!

They will study this for decades and wonder, how did we go from building the pyramids, space travel and electric cars, to this massive brain drop of this generation. Spare the rod, spoil the child….

She pegs him furiously

It looks like it would fit in a fast forward segment making fun of SNAGS bet you havn't heard that word in a long time, sensitive new age guy, there was a whole push for this shit in the mid 90s but people just laughed at it

Oh yes. I remember now. I was more of a Caring Unselfish Nice Type.

I don't know about her voice being a vessel, but both their heads are empty vessels.🤪

“She can articulate it on only a way she can”

This is for real?? I have no words.