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i wonder if God is pleased with this
829,211 просмотров • 2 лет назад •via X (Twitter)
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Pharisees and Sadducees

God will never realize I'm using the refrigerator while I use my refrigerator on shabbat with one simple trick🙏

So get someone else to break your rules? Everyone needs to take a long hard look at what drives that kind of thinking and corresponding behavior. Jesus wouldn’t have needed to teach a radically different message if the message was good in the first place peeps…

If you can't trick god things escalate to beating a chicken to death

No, god loves people who disregard his entire Torah because magic Jesus ‘fulfilled’ everything for them.

Yah. I've had dudes contract me work on "shabbos" and then say they couldn't write me a check for replacing their dishwasher. Fool me once.

God is most definitely pleased with how clever their loophole exploitations are. Taping over the door sensor is definitely of the utmost morality. Truly a light unto the nations.

Sounds like the work of a lawyer always looking for a loophole to avoid the spirit of the law

When you try to get one over on an omniscient being with a technicality, you’re doing it wrong.

What about turning on the lights of the house? Or air conditioning? Hair dryers? The list is endless. This makes little sense to me. They should make a separate house, built by the Amish and live there during the Sabbath.
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