I wonder why

Didn't need to brutally remind him of this bruh

Is Showa-era Goji goofy as fuck? Absolutely. Does it completely go against the original movie's portrayal of Godzilla? Most definitely. Did I, as a child, have any issues with finding this rad a hell and entertaining?

Godzilla is launching Missile Dropkicks, then. Now, Godzilla Suplexes Kong. 😄

They were Matt & Jeff Hardy before Matt & Jeff Hardy

Yeah, I still like them. 👍

This was funny as heck when I was a kid.

KAIJU BULLYY!!

Jet Jaguar is the coolest, most amazing, and most accomplished character in the entire Godzilla creation and, incidentally, the Kaiju Eiga in general