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I would empty my 401k to buy this place

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Nicotine Capital5 months ago

I could literally not imagine anything worse than this

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Dylan5 months ago

like come on this is absurd

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Brunson5 months ago

Until you’re trying to sleep

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Sir William5 months ago

Only $1890/mo

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Sam5 months ago

city people are insane this is a worst case scenario

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Listening5 months ago

The noise would be awful.

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agentkazak5 months ago

Idk the sweet spot for this is pretty narrow. Gotta be "autistic enough to love the trains" and "not too autistic to be driven insane by the incessant noise"

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Font Monster 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🇩🇰5 months ago

@Eric_Erins

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U A O5 months ago

How many layers of sound proof glass and infrastructure does this place need.

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SaiSai- Unbossed and Unbothered5 months ago

People really don’t understand how loud the El is and it shows

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Daniel5 months ago

You stop hearing it after a while (because you're deaf).

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vlad5 months ago

can you imagine having the train autism and living here?

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Victor Rodriguez5 months ago

noise pollution and no privacy

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JTR5 months ago

My first apartment off-campus in Chicago was right next to the EL, basically this close but thankfully just the redline. It's a mistake you only make once. On the other hand, like the Blues Brothers say, it goes by so often you hardly notice it.

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Maddie5 months ago

@chi_urbanist I lived by one single train and it was hell I cannot imagine how awful this would be

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adult human shemale5 months ago

its amazing but i think it would have to be one way glass

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Lon Lundgren5 months ago

I usually have people scream at me as loud as they can while I drift off to sleep. Very soothing..

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B Talent5 months ago

Looks awesome, but only way I'm living there is if it's pretty damn insulated from the noise

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Trev5 months ago

Whatever you’re paying I’ll double it I NEED THAT PLACE

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AutomaticCamisole5 months ago

you would get sick of this really fast

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Chicagodown24/75 months ago

People going to work in the morning would get a show!!

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JDay5 months ago

Imagine cranking ur hog in there

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Mark Valorian5 months ago

Arguably the worst possible apartment known to man. You either have NASA grade glass and noise/vibration insulation or you will be in a mental asylum before your first rent check is due. AND it’s a ground floor apartment in the center of a high crime area with nothing but glass around you. There will be crazy homeless people constantly looking in at you at all times of day/night. Literally a nightmare lmao

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Quipping the Life Sarcastic 👽🛸5 months ago

@Eric_Erins Happy Autism Awareness Month!

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Sgt Blackout 🫡5 months ago

Do you have autism and a kink for trains?

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SEGA STOLE 150 OF MY CONSOLES USING CORRUPT POLICE5 months ago

This video made me realise I might have train autism

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🐢🐢🐢 [email protected]5 months ago

All I’m thinking is derailment

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Aarman Roy5 months ago

I lived next to an overhead train in Brooklyn, it was extremely noisy even after you got used to it

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Wsidefoe5 months ago

@chi_urbanist Imagine if Patrick Bateman rented this shit & would just be doing sit-ups (while watching porn on the big screen) during your morning commute

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👹5 months ago

The only reason why it’s probably not that bad is because majority of the trains are turning, so the noise isn’t as loud as when they’re going forward. I’m sure they installed pretty high quality windows just for the convenience tho.

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It's a 50/50 Pick 'em™5 months ago

Too perfect.

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Russ Dunmire5 months ago

active train tracks: famously serene sleep-promoting places. upside is if some tries to do a trolley problem there you can potentially untie them from the tracks and be hailed a hero.

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NYC 20505 months ago

You might be the only human in history that wants to live next to a train.

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GP Jqck5 months ago

It’s all fun and games until the Avengers come to Chicago.

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