“I would’ve rather won like this, than have won by 50, it reinforced everything I know about the block M” -Dave Portnoy would do it all over again if he could

Sure Dave

Oklahoma is going to beat the absolute dogshit out of Michigan.

His trolling is about as bad as the One Bite Pizza he sold in stores.

I know Dave doesn’t actually believe the nonsense he says. He’s not a dumb guy. He says this stuff for clicks. The irony is that he comes off as so dislikable and stupid that his antics are probably a net positive for Ohio State.

Holy Shit Dave is such a fucking dork. You’d rather win with a Hail Mary as 28 point favorites than blow out a team? F’n clown boy @stoolpresidente

If everyone would shut up 🤐 we’ll get the official time ..

@VivaLaStool Good news, Michigan is so bad, you might get to see a close game again against UTEP

So robbery is a miracle now?

Oddly enough he was know where to be found after the first qtr.

What cheat? Jesus, hes starting to sound like a damn demokkkrat

Enjoy your Super Bowl Dave. The football Gods did not like what just happened. Michigan ain’t going positive this year

@VivaLaStool Embarrassing.

Genuinely hate these type of football fans It just shows how low IQ you are that you can’t publicly recognize how bad that was. Instead you are reenforcing every bad decision that happened to put you in that situation. Dave is such a fucking dumbass.

He’s rage baiting lol he knows his guys lost

Michigan is 0-1

Sometimes we have to wonder, does Dave know any ball?

Western Michigan and Michigan announced the 2026 matchup on April 25, 2023. Western Michigan’s records: 2021: 8–5 (4–4 MAC) 2022: 5–7 (4–4 MAC) Real brave....💯🤡

Dave and the Michigan fan base Ladies and Gentlemen...

This little shtick @stoolpresidente is going is getting old. Literally no one thinks you believe this, this is all for engagement. Honestly, it’s kind of pathetic really

Hopefully he gets the attention he is craving

Dave is a monumental loser! Take your money and go away you short, tiny handed boy!

Can’t wait for Oklahoma to beat the brakes off these guys next week

Has Dave been hanging out with Antonio Brown while in Florida???

Cope

no it doesn't, you're just saying that because it wasn't 50-0

We sending Draymond to fix this.

He's telling you to your face who he is. Rather cheat to win🤦🏼‍♂️

Delusional psychopath.

Cheaters cheat

Proud of being a pos school that has to cheat to beat a much lesser opponent. Spoken like a true Michigan alum. I’m sure you’re all so proud.

They lost and everyone will remember how they lost