I’d be so mad if I was him😭😭

Odysseus hearing Percy talk shit while his dad was 80% of the reason Odysseus couldn’t just sails straight home:

gotta be real, percy is literally half god, odysseus is just some guy

omg, I literally said in the theaters “Percy Jackson went through this” and my husband was like “yeah no shit where did you think he got it from.” well damn 😭

To be fair Percy, you was on a submarine. He was on a ship with an army that was constantly hungry💀💀

and percy was 13 years old when he did it

Like his daddy ain’t the reason why lmao

Aye Percy a demi god and favored by some Gods🤣 Odysseus a human hated by God's lmao

Percy had Poseidon telling him to not eat the lotus flowers

Percy had built in gps system when he's on the sea. That's cheating

This is how nepo babies rewrite history

This the Greek equivalent of a legacy nepo baby asking the just lucky scholarship kid why doesn’t he have any connections yet at school 😂

Percy is both the son of one of the big three gods and also has the favor of most gods AND he did the trip on a submarine, this is not a fair comparison at all

Percy Jackson supremacy fr

Odysseus has every right to beat the fuck out of Percy for whining about this. The only reason Percy finished the quest is because Poseidon isn't a fucking evil piece of shit in the books and loves his son. Percy survived because nepotism.

percy jackson you have walmarts odysseus had hardtack

I mean he's kinda a nepo baby

Heavy on that’s big bro😭

Oddeyus wasn't a demi god though percy lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅 he had your daddy against him too he wasn't helping him like he did you

dis was me and my sister the whole time

Gotta give it to Percy Jackson, his version of Charybdis is WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY more accurate than Nolan's

Percy: ... Yeah, you know what? Dad is right, that guy is a pussy

lol Percy a whole demigod 😂

I will say one of the reasons percy was able to do it was because odysseus had done it already 😭

Watching S2 of Percy Jackson and the accuracy 🎯 “your nightmare was my summer vacation” 😂😂

Damn son 😭

@Shutabug art spotted.

Greatest to ever do it for a reason. Become the goat at 17 and then just chilling

i’m saying!😭

Black nerds are always something else😂🫶🏽

Percy would have been heated

Literally 🤣🤣🤣 That’s my cue to read the series again

Your worst nightmare was my summer vacation 😂😂😂 this is so funny 😁

Nepo baby bragging he is tuff when he had super powers and his daddy to help him out

Percy Jackson was a nepo baby bro 😭 he wasn’t getting attempts on his life by a GOD left and right (also calypso r@ped Odysseus, it was NOT consensual at all)